Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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