Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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