problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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