your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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