She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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