Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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