you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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