im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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