I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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