He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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The feeling are messing with the penis
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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