I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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