Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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