your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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