we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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