Pants 0. Shit 1.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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