We got so high we made milksteak
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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