Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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