I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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