Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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