I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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