i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize