Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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