Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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