guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
