Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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