I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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