I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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