She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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