I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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