Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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