did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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