Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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