The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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