Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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