I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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