I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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