i was born a porn star she said
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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