People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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