i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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