All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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