Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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