yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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