I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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