So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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