I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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