it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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