Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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