didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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