is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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