The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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