Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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