Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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