no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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