the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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